Mighty fin review
Dis game is da bawm. Wait! I just noticed that for this review, it says that I have a limit of 6000 characters. Why would anyone ever put 6000 characters in a game review? I mean, do some people really have enough time to even write a 6000 character essay? What would you even put in that essay? "This is a good game. It is good". I mean, I think it would get pretty repetitive after about 300 characters. Or you could do what Im doing. Get completely off topic. Only the first five words are about the actual game. But then again, even with this giant and completely off topic essay, i still have 5412 characters. I do not know why apple put this limit on. It is like saying, "you can count as high as you want, just do not count to infinity." it is a limit that is virtually impossible to reach.
I think it is just supposed to surpress people. People would be like, "i want to write a long and detailed review, but it says i have a limit, so i cant." it could just be because apple actually thinks that some people really have enough time to write a 6000 character review. I mean, if you really have that much time, than just play call of duty for 6 hours each day.
Another reason for apple to put this could be, if by some chance someone actually achieves the 6 THOUSAND mark and beyond, it would probably be pretty laggy. However, I wouldnt think it really would effect the speed much, if any.
Oh, no! I only have 4522 characters left! If have to wrap this up.
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